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Horoscopes 9-8-16

Posted on Wednesday, September 7, 2016 at 11:34 am

AQUARIUS (Jan 20– Feb 18): Today, when you find yourself in situations that usually make you nervous, take a moment to gather your thoughts. Try to stay loose and you’ll feel more grounded — you’ll be able to see that you have no reason to feel intimidated or uncomfortable. First impressions are always important, but today that’s even more so. And if you can stay cool and calm, you’re sure to make people notice you in a whole new way. And you’ll be perfectly poised to take advantage of a gigantic opportunity.


PISCES (Feb 19 – March 20): It might not sound logical, but the more you keep your distance from one of your troubled friends, the healthier your relationship with them will be. They are going through some dramas that you should not become a part of. It would be good for both of you to get some distance from each other so that each of you can feel free to do whatever you need to do. Even if you’re getting along like a house on fire, it’s time to give them some space and let them deal with their issues on their own.


ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19):

You will start to see real positive change in a troubled relationship today — and it might be in a direction you weren’t expecting. Expect to have many more discussions about your future together, because things are no longer what you thought they were going to be. The two of you need to come up with a roadmap of where you are going to go together — and more importantly, where you are not going to go. Get ready to enjoy a healthier, much more balanced period.


TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20): If you have been struggling with planning an event or party, it’s time to cut yourself some slack. Get a team of your favorite people together to help you out and things will start to feel fun again! Other people have great ideas and a great attitude about what’s on tap, and their positive vibes will help you see this endeavor in a brand new light. If you put yourself in charge of everything, you’ll never have enough time to enjoy the festivities as they happen.


GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You may be feeling extra sensitive to criticism right now, so if you need a place to feel safe and completely accepted for who you are, turn to your family for the comfort you need. And if you can’t physically be in the same room with them, just make a short phone call to see how they are doing. They are always ready to tell you what you need to hear in times like these, and can help you see the positive value in any negative words you have been hearing.


CANCER (June 21-July 22): You’ve got a lot of things going on, but today is the perfect day to clean up all the tasks on your list! First, you have got to delegate as much as you can to family members, coworkers or friends — it’s not cheating, it’s smart management. Then, call in some favors and see who can help you out at the last minute. Remind them that they owe you in the charming and disarming way that only you can. What’s left to do after that will take you less than half the day.


LEO (July 23 – Aug 22):

Watch out for people who are giving you big, bright smiles today — they may be concealing something behind their back that they will reveal only when it’s too late. Trust is something that needs to be earned right now, so don’t dive right in with anything unknown. And try not to commit any of your finances to anything that is even remotely risky right now. Chances are that you are being told one thing when something entirely different is true. You don’t want to get burned.


VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22): Cloudy days are going to be far behind you for a while — today things are crystal-clear and easy to navigate! You will have all the time you need to organize your plans and get back in touch with someone you’ve been playing phone tag with for far too long. Call them up and spend as much time as it takes to get caught up. Use this slower day to start prioritizing the tasks that are coming down the pipe — you’ll be able to get a great head start and keep the good times going even longer.


LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22):

If you need to deliver some negative news to someone today, take them out to lunch or dinner to discuss things. Not only will the comforting food make them much more receptive to what you have to say, but being in a structured situation will encourage more discussion — no one’s going to stomp away when they haven’t finished their dessert. You two need to talk this thing out, and figure out how things should move forward. Oh, and you should pick up the tab!


SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21): A tough challenge lies ahead of you today, but everything will be fine if you just take your time with things. Don’t think of all the many different details at once — you will only get overwhelmed! And whatever you do, don’t make any specific promises. The last thing you need are unnecessary deadlines hanging over your head. Show the people involved that they can trust you to get the job done. How? By being calm and confident — even if you don’t feel that way.


SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Being cheerful is always nice, but today someone else’s optimism is going to bug you for some reason. Maybe you’re just so set on being grumpy that you don’t want to talked out of it. Or maybe this Cheerful Charlie (or Charlene) just rubs you the wrong way in general. Either way, you need to steer clear of them and their cheery mood. You are not capable of being swayed, but they don’t know that — and they are not going to stop trying. So get away from them. Feel what you want to feel.


CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19): It’s a wise idea to team up today — whatever you want to do will be more enjoyable and more rewarding if you do it with someone else. Combining forces is always a good way to get further faster — and have loads of fun while you’re at it. You have been going it alone for some time and doing a heck of a great job with it, but now it’s time to mix it up and explore other ways of doing things. You need someone else’s perspective to inform your actions.