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Horoscopes 8-31-17

Posted on Wednesday, August 30, 2017 at 11:56 am

AQUARIUS (Jan 20– Feb 18): After the stress and tension of the past couple of days, you’ll be happy to know you’re due for a nice, relaxing day — as long as you find someone delicious to hide out with. Knowing you, that won’t be a problem, but you’d better get busy! Don’t keep that special person waiting — or risk them thinking they should make plans with someone else because you’re not going to call. Get to them, and now.

PISCES (Feb 19 – March 20): More love, romance, and passion are on today’s agenda than you can handle. The stars are setting you up on several wonderful blind dates over the next three weeks or so, making you quite the happy camper when it comes to la la love! Oh, and the individuals the universe sends your way? Needless to say, they’ll be equally delighted with you; expect lots of genuflecting.

ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
Getting others to cooperate with you will be a piece of cake — even though you’ll secretly feel you have better things to do. You won’t consciously be spinning a charming web, but your words will definitely be captivating enough to talk anyone into anything. Needless to say, if you have a public engagement, you’re golden. And these temporary verbal super powers won’t hurt you too badly in the private arena, either.

TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20): The depth and breadth of your emotions for a certain someone will become quite evident over the next few weeks — and most especially over the coming days. If you’re really determined to be single, you can keep that up — but it won’t be easy. If you’re looking for a long-term partner, why keep looking? You obviously have a candidate on hand, someone you’re quite fond of, who feels just the same about you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You’re going to be on the receiving end of some wonderful attention, and you’re going to be giving some out. This doesn’t mean you’ll be so totally absorbed in romance that you won’t have time for more pressing matters, such as family issues, your career and the state of your health — but it does mean it will be awfully tough to make an appointment with you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don’t be surprised if you start feeling unusually introverted today. This astral energy is way more intense lately, and it’s creating stress in your life. You’d rather crawl into bed and hide away from the world. This is a bonafide case of the blahs. Honor your feelings by trying to escape from the chaos going on around you. Ask around — maybe someone will pick up the slack for you today.

LEO (July 23 – Aug 22):
More than a couple of things are on your shopping list, and you’re not willing to wait until tomorrow — and definitely not until next week — to have them, sale or no sale. You’re after what no one else has so that the entire world will be able to see just how unusual and different you are. If it’s a major purchase you’re thinking about making, why not wait just one more day to whip out that plastic? No one’s saying you can’t go shopping. Just leave your checkbook and credit and ATM cards at home.

VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22): Today you might want to slide on over to the slow lane — after all, you’ve been racing faster than the speed limit for far too long. Tons of interesting stuff is going on now, and if you don’t ease up on the gas pedal, you may miss out. Sure, it’s nice to have a lot going on in your life, but sometimes it’s just as nice to step on the brakes and take a more leisurely route to where you are going. The landscape is lovely in your life right now — why not take a longer look?

LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22):
After yesterday’s dilemma, and last night’s sweetness, you’re not quite sure what you’re feeling. But it is wonderful to be feeling something, isn’t it? Still, you’re wearing your rose-colored glasses again, so you might want to ask a dear one for advice — yes, again. Hey, think about it. You’ve certainly done your share of listening to them lately, haven’t you? Now it’s your turn to do the talking.

SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You’ve been associating with this person for weeks now, and you really feel at home with them. The good news is this person feels the same about you. So why not get together with them today? If you’re feeling guilty about the friends you feel you’ve left behind, invite one or two along for the ride. It might be fun to see them all together.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21): It’s one of those days — one of those romantic days when anything and everything will remind you of the one you love. And you know how that goes. You’ve certainly been around someone who’s in love, someone who can’t help but bring the conversation back to their sweetheart, no matter how hard you try to change it. Telling you not to be that way won’t help. But do try to be merciful.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You thought you’d be dashing around for days, trying to ditch that electric bolt of energy that hit you yesterday. Suddenly, as of this morning, you’re feeling a little kinder and gentler. Sure, your friends are startled — no, amazed. That’s okay. You’re entitled to turn into a lover, not a fighter, every now and then. Oh, and don’t hesitate to stay up late and spoil someone without worrying about the residual guilt. Nice, huh?