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Horoscopes 8-3-17

Posted on Wednesday, August 2, 2017 at 10:29 am

AQUARIUS (Jan 20– Feb 18): After what you went through over the past couple of days, today will be an absolute dream come true. That means no more explaining your every move to loved ones who don’t quite believe you, no more chatting up people you’re not really interested in and an end to worrying about not being able to say the right thing. In fact, saying the right thing to someone who doesn’t realize you’re not really interested may be your worst problem. But aren’t you used to that by now?

PISCES (Feb 19 – March 20): Still not done clearing the air? Still feel as if there’s something you need to say? Well, go ahead. Just make sure you’re finished by tonight, because the heavens are ready to banish all such unpleasant moments to the past. To cooperate, all you have to do is finish up on that diatribe you started days ago — and then resolve to let it go, permanently. Are you up for it or what?

ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
You’re always the person everyone comes to when they’re after advice, counsel or a couple of dollars to pay the rent. Does that mean it’s the only type of relationship you’re capable of having? Hardly. In fact, a long-distance lover could well be making plans to tiptoe subtly back into your life. If you’re game, don’t be afraid to make the first move and issue the invitation — but be sure they pay for the ticket. Just this once.

TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20): Okay, you’re done. It’s finally time to let go of all those intense feelings you’ve been dealing with. If you have some free time, you can actually spend it having some fun. Bet you’re feeling better already, just thinking about how wonderful it will be to let go and stop worrying. Of course, if you really want to feel better, you’ll plan some quality time alone with a loved one. Really alone. Like, at your place alone.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): With any luck, you have gotten over the urge to exact revenge, because with the kind of conscience you’re toting around, it wouldn’t work for long, anyway. You’d have to turn yourself in and apologize. No, you may be fiery, but you know when to call it quits on the anger thing — and it’s time. Besides, it’s time to have fun, and whoever or whatever got in between you and that all-encompassing objective? They’re history.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): One-on-one relationships are your specialty — you absolutely live for them. For the next month or so, that’s going to be even more true. You’ll want to spoil your partner rotten, thus they’ll be tickled pink and ultra-proud of themselves for choosing you. Of course, getting together with them — on at least one occasion — may be a bit tricky because of their schedule. If you’re patient and persistent — and heaven knows you can be — it will all work out.

LEO (July 23 – Aug 22):
After what seems like months of dealing with cranky, unfriendly people who aren’t at all open to seeing things your way, you’ve finally arrived at a better way of doing things. You’re going to ignore them — and better still, you’re going to ignore them long distance. You have the brochures, you’ve talked to the travel agents and you’ve chosen a location. But do you really want to go alone? Perhaps!

VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22): That higher-up you’ve been especially disgusted with? They can only keep bugging you if you let them. So don’t. Take the whole day off to enjoy the company of those you love, and go back to work with an entirely new attitude. You’re a chameleon; you’re skilled at adapting; you’re a survivor. If anyone can do this, you can.

LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22):
You’ve been juggling work, family and your primary relationship for what seems like weeks. But it’s finally over. The heavens have just unwound themselves, giving you the green light to pursue anything — and, more importantly, anyone — you see fit to pursue. In the meantime, while you’re doing your best to keep things peaceful on the home front, that could be a bit of a challenge. Don’t give in, though. You’re almost there.

SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You can come out now. It’s finally safe. That means whatever you’ve been trying to forget about will finally become no more than a distant memory. In the meantime, you can do yourself a tremendous favor by simply letting go of the anger and resentment you’ve been feeling — and what finer way to do just that than by taking yourself out for a ride? A nice, long one. To the home of someone who appreciates you.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You can come out now. It’s finally safe. That means whatever you’ve been trying to forget about will finally become no more than a distant memory. In the meantime, you can do yourself a tremendous favor by simply letting go of the anger and resentment you’ve been feeling — and what finer way to do just that than by taking yourself out for a ride? A nice, long one. To the home of someone who appreciates you.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19): To say the past couple of days have been tricky isn’t really quite capturing the spirit of the times. In fact, you’ve had it with just about everyone and everything. Fortunately, you have a respite at your disposal. You can separate yourself from whomever and whatever has just pushed your buttons for the very last time. Make the most of it. And don’t be afraid to take a friend along to enjoy the ride.