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Horoscopes 7-13-17

Posted on Wednesday, July 12, 2017 at 12:03 pm

AQUARIUS (Jan 20– Feb 18): All those rumors about your sign being cold, aloof and detached? Untrue. Totally untrue. The stuff about you being objective, impartial and incapable of prejudice? Absolutely true. You’re about to prove all that and more to anyone who’s willing to listen, and even to some who won’t be. You’re in the mood for romance. And while your style of wooing doesn’t usually involve a Hallmark card or a dozen roses, whoever you’re working your magic on won’t soon forget it.

PISCES (Feb 19 – March 20): It’s fine astrological weather to be a Pisces — but no one has to tell you that, do they? You’ve been confided in by your dearest dears, and you’ve shared your own secrets with them, too. It’s not the intrigue that has you so mesmerized — not exactly. Although, honestly, that does appeal to you. More than anything, what you’re so enjoying is the intimacy you’ve allowed yourself to give and to receive — and the warmth of those post-conversation hugs aren’t too hard to take, either.

ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
That new, interesting person you’ve been told to expect along shortly? How does today sound? Good? Great. Now, for the preparations: First, drag everything you haven’t worn in forever out of your closet — because you haven’t been in the mood to wear something ‘different’ — and choose something. You’re fishing for interesting, right? So dress ‘interesting.’ It’s not like you’re not brave enough to pull it off — that’s for sure. Next, last and most important: Be prepared for a ‘coincidental’ meeting.

TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20): On the one hand, you’re totally engrossed in your work — for totally professional reasons. On the other hand, there’s a certain authority figure that’s been on your mind lately — for totally unprofessional reasons. Well, now. Isn’t this interesting? There’s only one thing to do: Your job. Do it well, and do it thoroughly. And if you really have to ask an awful lot of extremely detailed questions — just to make sure you’re doing everything right, of course — well, that’s just the way it is. Over lunch, maybe?

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Sitting still is always a challenge for you. But at the moment, it’s going to be darned near impossible. Why fight it? You need a change of scenery, it’s cold outside and there’s someone you’d like to spend some time with. Whether it’s a friend you need to catch up with, a lover you need some quality time alone with or a family outing you know you can pull together, just do it. Get the show on the road!

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Intimacy is the name of game now — and you, of course, being the emotional, sensitive creature that you are — won’t mind a bit. Since you’re so good at spoiling the ones you love, there’s an excellent chance that you won’t hear any arguments when you suggest to a certain someone that you two start the fun early. Especially since they’ve probably been waiting for you to make your move for some time now.

LEO (July 23 – Aug 22):
Here’s the deal. The way the heavens are arranged at the moment can mean only one of two things for you: An existing relationship will become far more intimate, or a new relationship will take off like a speeding bullet, aimed directly at both your hearts — oh, and libidos. Either way, you’ll have to excuse the rest of the world if we’re not sympathetic about you having to reschedule that meeting. Just grin and bear it.

VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22): You have a policy — a personal rule, really — about dating coworkers. You tend to avoid it. Period. There are times, however, in the life of every rule, when exceptions need to be made — and one of those exceptions recently walked by, while you were trying to concentrate on your job. Well, first of all, everyone knows that rules were ‘made to be broken.’ And wouldn’t it be nice to have an easy conversation icebreaker on tap, once you actually sit down to lunch? Or dinner? Or drinks at your place? Sure it would.

LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22):
This is just one of those days. One of those days when it’s good to be you, no matter how you shake it. That will go double if the person you’ve spent so much time thinking about is clever enough to pick up on those hints and signals and show up when they’re supposed to. Bet they will. Bet you’ll have tons of flirtatious fun when they do.

SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Romance, extravagance and nothing but the best, especially when it comes to flirting with a certain someone like they’ve never been flirted with before. That’s your mission, and no one needs to ask if you’ll accept it. You’ve been carrying on this behind-the-scenes infatuation for far too long. It’s time to take this show on the road.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Words have always been your specialty, but today’s astrological additives will actually intensify your already enviable talents in that department. If you have an apology to accept or deliver, an emotion you just can’t keep inside any longer or something you’ve been waiting to say until the moment was right — well, clear your throat. The moment is officially, astrologically right. It couldn’t be any better if you’d set it up yourself.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19): Here we go again: You’re in the mood to shop, big-time, and to buy whatever it is that you’re absolutely sure no one else has — or, at the very least, no one you know. Before you whip out that plastic, though, think about this one thing: If you really want to be different, why not put your cards and your checkbook away and redo something you already own — in your very own way. Invest in some paint and a couple of stencils. You might end up with a profitable part-time business.