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Horoscopes 5-31-18

Posted on Wednesday, May 30, 2018 at 12:22 pm

AQUARIUS (Jan 20– Feb 18): If you’re in the mood to shop around for a new job (and when aren’t you) get out there with your resume and have a look around. Chances are great that you’ll find exactly what you want — and more. So instead of just taking what you’re offered, feel free to do some serious negotiating over salary and benefits. When it comes to your needs, the universe is in an extremely generous mood. Take advantage of it.

PISCES (Feb 19 – March 20): Prepare yourself for a flood of emotions. You’re quite ready to talk about that certain issue that’s had you baffled for a while now — but are your dear ones ready to hear it? Better warn them before you get going, because getting you to stop will be next to impossible. Fasten your seatbelt; it could be a bumpy ride, and it certainly won’t be a boring one.

ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Buckle your seatbelt and put your tray table in the upright and locked position, because whatever you had penciled into your planner will be entirely different from what actually happens. That’s not to say you’ll be totally distraught about it — in fact, since you’re a fire sign, you’ll probably love it. Besides, the end result of this unexpected event will be an unexpected blessing.

TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20): You’re done talking about it: That issue that’s been making you crazy for weeks, if not months. You’re so done that even when a certain someone who’s ordinarily quite good at getting you to open up starts poking at you, it just won’t work. Well, give in. It won’t be fair, and it won’t even be fun. You know you can easily win, but why? You can’t justify the energy, so it’s just as well. You’ve got bigger fish to fry.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A loved one who’s always been less than predictable — to say the least — will suddenly call to let you know that they’re at it again. Of course, you just love hearing from them, especially because you’re never sure what they’ll be up to, and what kinds of wonderful, exciting stories they’ll have to tell. Ready to hit the road and make some news yourself? See if they’re game for a travel partner.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): If you need to get away and you can’t arrange to do it right this second, find somewhere to take off to for a day or so. You’re feeling pretty darned rebellious right around now, and not at all game to sit still and let someone think they’re in control of your life. Just don’t take off without letting someone know where you are. They may be irritating, but they love you, and they’ll worry.

LEO (July 23 – Aug 22): The heavens are primed for new beginnings, and you’ve been champing at the bit for one, anyway. Well, here’s your chance. If a financial arrangement is in the cards, don’t worry about it fizzling out before it has a chance to bear fruit. You’ve got an astrological safety net in place, guaranteeing that whatever you devote your time and energy toward will turn out to be a solid, grounded investment.

VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22): Getting together with dear ones — especially your friends and those you consider peers — has probably been much easier said than done lately, especially over the past few days. The good news is that you’re about due to find a way to deal with all those roadblocks you’ve been coming up on and to find a way to play catch up with everyone you’ve been missing, too. Just try to keep your social calendar realistic.

LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22): Your partner seems to have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed, just like your boss. And your coworkers. And your best friend. Oh, dear, doesn’t this mean that it might actually be you who has the problem? Well, not to worry; it’s nothing that dinner and drinks can’t cure. Just be sure you’re with someone who really knows how to enjoy themselves. Like you do.

SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You’ve never been big on surprises, especially if they weren’t planned or executed by you. Today, however, you’ll need to adapt to some extremely startling situations, and you’ll do just fine with them. In fact, at the end of the day, you may be even more surprised by just how much fun it was to let go and let the universe drive. Giving up control every now and then can be like a vacation: Quite restful — and necessary.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21): It’s time for a fresh start, and you’re feeling the urge. You’ve probably been in this frame of mind for some time, and knowing you, you may want to make it a very extensive (and secret) fresh start. And while moving to Paris — or Bora-Bora, and then on to Bali — might seem extreme to some, to you it’s just another leg in this adventure called life. After all, life is really just a series of extended vacations, right?

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19): Expect to raise some eyebrows at work now, and a few more tonight, too. You’re in a very rare mood — so rare that your coworkers and friends are willing to bet they’ve never seen you like this. Rather than exercising caution, playing it safe or avoiding confrontation, you’re ready to rock. If it’s reckless, you’re in. If it’s slightly scary, you’re in. Better warn anyone you expect to be spending any amount of time around.