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Horoscopes 5-28-15

Posted on Wednesday, May 27, 2015 at 8:29 am

AQUARIUS (Jan 20– Feb 18):

Over the past week or so, ‘instant replays’ have been occurring to all of us. Some of those have been for the best, because they were so darned enjoyable that experiencing them at least twice couldn’t be anything but wonderful. Some might not have been so terrific, but they probably provided a ‘second chance’ of sorts, to straighten things out. Well, here comes another one. If there’s paperwork involved, why not get a second opinion?


PISCES (Feb 19 – March 20):

There are all kinds of communications on the agenda now, most of which will turn out to be larger than life, whether they seemed to be ordinary or not to start with. So no matter how much hibernation calls out to you, put it on hold. Get yourself out into the real world, meet some new people, and save the privacy for a later date. For now, prepare to reconnect with someone you’ve been missing for far too long already.


horoscopesARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19):

Never mind the fact that you’ve got some really, truly exciting plans coming up, and that there’s nothing you’d rather do than keep them. You feel like you haven’t been more than inches away from electronic devices for days, and you’re extremely ready for a vacation, no matter how brief. How about taking one, unofficially, with the possible exception of inviting the one person to join you who you’re always happy to be with?


TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20):

Every feeling that touches your heart today will be much larger than life. You’ll be more than happy to share those feelings with your confidantes, but, of course, also with the person those feelings involve, not at all confidentially. Go ahead. Open up your heart to whoever you’re enamored with, and remember, there are all kinds of ways to fall in love: with a friend, a lover, a child or a pet. It doesn’t matter. Just allow yourself to revel in the feeling.


GEMINI (May 21-June 20):

It’s never easy for you to remain anonymous — not once you open your mouth. Everyone within shouting distance — no, actually, within listening distance — won’t be able to resist finding out who you are and how you came by this wonderful, entertaining gift of gab that flows out of you so effortlessly. Fortunately, you’re not in the mood for anonymity. Good thing, too, because the fans are assembling.


CANCER (June 21-July 22):

After years of defending it, finding ways to tuck it into your schedule and resisting the urge to do without it when you know it’s necessary, you’re an expert on the subject of privacy. So when a loved one asks for some now, you won’t hesitate to send them on their merry way with fond wishes, a fruit basket and a blank journal. All you’ll ask for in return is a call, and not until they’re finally game for company again.


LEO (July 23 – Aug 22):

If there’s any way possible for you to take off for a trip that’s equal parts business and pleasure, you really should do whatever it takes to make it happen. Not only can you accomplish two things at once, you’ll also be able to use part of your leisure time experiences to add to your resume — your life’s resume, which is something we all need to pay a lot more attention to. Go. Take someone with you who’ll enjoy it just as much as you will.


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VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22):

After days of trying to decide what to do about a private matter that’s been threatening to emerge, with or without your assistance, you’ve finally been able to escape from under it — thank heaven. Your worst dilemma now will be to decide whether to take a day off from the world and speak only to others on the other end of a very long-distance line, or to unplug every device that makes any sound and putter around in your bathrobe perusing travel brochures.


LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22):

You’ve got to be exhausted. Recently you’ve managed to keep all kinds of people on the same page — people who probably have been hard-pressed to suspect that they’d ever even read the same books. Whether the camaraderie you established between them was literal, figurative or temporary, however, it worked — but it was exhausting for you. Give yourself a reward. A great big one. It’s more than time you treated yourself a tenth as specially as you treat everyone else.


SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21):

If anyone can handle a meeting, it’s you. The almost imperceptible frown, the slight purse to your lips — the glance that’s just a millisecond too long at one particular paragraph. It’s all designed to bring out beads of nervous perspiration on the opponent’s temples — and that’s well before you’ve even cleared your throat to ask the question they’ve been dreading. It’s a gift; a knack. Oh, heck, call it what it is: It’s a secret weapon, and it’s going to work like a charm right now.


SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21):

An authority figure you’ve had a rather ‘iffy’ relationship with is about to deliver a surprise you just weren’t expecting, not now or ever. Something you thought you’d never, ever hear: They’re proud of you, and ready to support you, any way they can. This, of course, will follow the monologue they unfailingly deliver whenever the situation presents itself — the one about how much more you could have made of yourself if you’d only applied yourself a little bit more. Oh, well…


CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19):

Ever notice that at least nine times out of ten when someone suddenly pops into your mind for no reason at all, it’s not at all unusual to bump into them just as suddenly, or to get a call from them — sometimes, almost immediately? Well, guess what? Yep. You’re due. These are the times that convince many of us that there really is no such thing as a coincidence. A master plan, perhaps — fate, maybe — but coincidence? Nah.