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Horoscopes 5-24-18

Posted on Thursday, May 24, 2018 at 1:02 pm

AQUARIUS (Jan 20– Feb 18): There’s only one way to let your family know how much you love them — according to them, at least — at this exact moment in time. Unfortunately, that means they’ll be strongly hinting about (in other words, trying to ‘guilt’ you into) canceling a date with someone you’ve been looking forward to being alone with for some time. If you’re feeling brave, you might try bringing the two together.

PISCES (Feb 19 – March 20): You’re not all that tough to talk into keeping the peace, even if you feel strongly about something, mainly because you always prefer being cooperative to causing contention — or, heaven forbid, confrontation. At this particular moment in time, however, that won’t be the case. Not at all. You’ll stand your ground, no matter what type of conflict your antennae tell you it could create.

ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You’ve got a lot of living to do and you may have been going a little overboard lately — but knowing impulsive you, it’s probably surprising that you haven’t gone further than you have! It’s time now to sit down and look things over, though, with an eye toward creating — and sticking to — a nice, stable budget.

TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20): While you were brushing your teeth this morning, you may have looked in the mirror and suddenly decided there was something you’d like to change about yourself. Well, good for you. You can do it, and you know it. What you may not know is that if you start the project now, you’ll see results in an amazingly short amount of time. That goes for diets, cosmetic changes or even just attitude adjustments.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Someone is about to ask if you can keep a secret — a big, important one, in their book. Be merciful. No matter how hard your curiosity tugs at your shirtsleeve, tell them — honestly — whether you can or can’t. Usually, it’s only your own secrets you have problems keeping, anyway — but be sure you can take this one to your grave before you lean closer.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): The heavens have a plan: They’re aiming to bring you close to both your friends and/or your lover — closer than you have been in some time, which is really saying something for your affectionate sign. You’ll probably end up in a long heart-to-heart, too, regarding a dispute that’s taken far too long to resolve. Whether you’re delivering or accepting the apology, expect a happy ending.

LEO (July 23 – Aug 22): It’s time for you to stop worrying about your job, and about what might happen ‘if.’ That dreaded ‘if’ isn’t going to happen. Even if your dealings with a certain higher-up have been less than amicable, you’ll be able to smooth things over nicely next week. Show up a couple of minutes early, ask for five minutes and have a nice heart-to-heart chat. Bet you’ll end up even better off, professionally and personally speaking than you were before.

VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22): When you feel strongly about something, you’re never shy about letting the world know. That goes double for now. In fact, right now, anyone who challenges you really should be warned first — because you’re absolutely not in the mood to be messed around with. You won’t stand for it, not for one minute. Prepare to raise a few eyebrows, and to love every minute of it.

LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22): You’ll be torn now — between keeping yourself absolutely, one hundred percent silent, and letting absolutely everything you know be known. What a decision. You’re feeling conversational and a little bit all-or-nothing, plus you’ve got some serious cosmic energy urging you to make a decision. Once you’ve made it, don’t waffle. Let the rest of the world play games. You’re above that. Right?

SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Numbers, budgets — even your pay stub — all merit extra attention now. You may think you’ve trudged down this road many times before, but you’re still missing something important. Don’t hesitate to review the obvious.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Your sign is famous for loving freedom, but a little-known secret is that you’re also an extremely devoted partner — and that goes double if you’ve found an intellectual equal that you’re also attracted to. If you’re away from your friends for a few days, they’ll just have to understand. If they’re really good friends, they will — especially when you show up wearing a great big grin and actually admit that it might be love.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You’re good at making rules and even better at following them. That goes double for rules that have already been tried and found true –like ‘honesty is the best policy,’ for example. Still, every now and then, it might be better to keep things under wraps, and you know it. This just might be one of those times. A secretive energy permeates your house of undercover encounters, suggesting just that tactic.