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Horoscopes 4-26-18

Posted on Thursday, April 26, 2018 at 1:13 pm

AQUARIUS (Jan 20– Feb 18): If you managed to resist charging up to your superior and demanding that they give in to you on all counts — well, it might mean that you didn’t make it into work today. If you did and you still managed to keep quiet (or at least voice your concerns nicely), you’re probably walking out with a raise, bonus or promotion under your belt. If not, there’s always tomorrow. When you’re calmer.

PISCES (Feb 19 – March 20): Every now and then, you need to get emotionally intense — to have a tender exchange of emotions or just sit down and have a heart-to-heart with someone. This is definitely one of those times. You won’t settle for anything that even remotely smacks of being a surface encounter. You want depth, intensity, and passion — and if you don’t get it, you’ll take your toys and go home.

ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Just when you thought things absolutely couldn’t get any more startling — well, here it is. One more situation you have no choice but to become totally and completely involved with on an emotional level. Oh, go ahead and give it your all, but know that there could be one more surprise en route tonight — before you can actually let go and put it all behind you.

TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20): You’re ordinarily quite respectful of people — especially if they’re your elders — or your friends. But no matter who it is, if you think they’re trying to interfere with your relationship at his particular moment in time, whether they be friend, foe, family or stranger, you just won’t stand for it — and you’ll make it your business to make them stop. Immediately.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You weren’t on your game last week, mostly because you were concentrating on a certain someone, and quite unable to think about much else. Well, it’s a whole new workweek, and this time out you’ll need to have your wits about you. Even if you have to force yourself, you really must put all your energy into the task at hand. You can do it. Focus, now. Focus.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): This will definitely not be a boring day — or a boring evening. Startling, maybe, surprising, for sure, but not boring. There’s also a fair bit of intrigue coming along — and not a moment too soon. Sure, it’s a secret, and you’ll have to keep it to yourself, but who cares? When things are going this well, there’s usually something private going on. So if you happen to wander into work a bit late tomorrow, all you’ll have to do is grin.

LEO (July 23 – Aug 22): Ready for a day that’s perfect for no other reason than that you’re happy to be you? Well, good. We’re all entitled to one of those, and you of all people should be set to enjoy it. Of course, feeling this good means you really should share it with someone you care for — the more the merrier, too. I’ll bet you know just the people to invite over, too. Lucky them!

VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22): Your superiors have a rather shell-shocked look on their faces — all of them. They can’t believe the things you’ve been saying, the moments you’ve chosen to say them and the absolutely complete abandon with which you’ve spoken. It’s kind of fun seeing them this way, though, isn’t it? Still, you should try to resist the urge to shock them any further. They can only take so much — oh, and then there’s your paycheck to consider.

LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22): Still wondering about how you can turn doing what you love as a hobby into what you love to do on a daily basis? Well, how about asking someone who knows the ropes for some advice? If anyone knows how to engage another in conversation, it’s you. You also know where to look for the conversation you’re after — and who could ever pass up a chat with someone as charming as you?

SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You’re feeling wonderful — exhilarated, excited and anxious for all new things to happen. Well, here’s a news flash: Just thinking about it the way you are means it’s already started. Everything begins as a thought — as an idea — right? So now your only quest is to get the show on the road with actions. Map out a battle plan on paper and get started. Intrigue and intimacy are waiting.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Keeping quiet has never been your specialty, especially after weeks of trying and getting no help from the other parties concerned. Fortunately, there’s someone else who’s actually as irritated about all this as you are — and just as eager to see it all come to an end. Just this once, then, you can keep quiet. The situation will be resolved without your having to be involved.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19): Not to worry. The friends you have who are real friends won’t be going anywhere — not even after you tell them that you need new stimulation when it comes to socializing and conversation. They may even sympathize — and some might ask to go searching for new companions right along with you. These are the people who count — the ones who’ll be there for the long haul.