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Horoscopes 3-9-17

Posted on Wednesday, March 8, 2017 at 10:19 am

AQUARIUS (Jan 20– Feb 18): Telling the truth isn’t just second nature to you — it’s really more like an innate reaction that doubles when official business is impending. So now, regardless of how anxiously you’re awaiting someone’s answer to a tender question, you won’t be willing to tone it down or take it back, not even a touch — not even if you know they’d prefer you hadn’t started a major ball rolling with the powers that be. Oh, well. Respect is the glue that holds any relationship together.


PISCES (Feb 19 – March 20): You have little time to achieve your mission: find a way to make your loved ones realize that working together on the same side is better for all parties concerned than keeping a nonsensical battle of wits going — which won’t help anyone at all. That said, you can only do what you can do — and you can’t live anyone else’s life for them. So if they won’t cooperate, don’t beat yourself up about it.


ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19):

It’s time to think about what’s important to you — but then, you don’t need to be told that. It’s probably been next to impossible for you to focus on anything else. If there’s any way to excuse yourself from a situation that requires you to act other than how you really feel, better make arrangements bright and early to be unavailable. If a situation demands your presence, get in and out as quickly as you can.


TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20): First thing this morning, you really should decide what to give them — ‘them’ being your sweetheart, best friend or whoever it is who’s been putting up with you lately, no matter what you’ve dished out. You know it hasn’t been easy, you know what they’d like and you know they deserve it. Be nice. Your feelings are going to be obvious anyway. Might as well be sure it’s the good ones they remember.


GEMINI (May 21-June 20): When you decide to take a few days off, it’s quite different than when most of us do the same. Your friends and family aren’t used to going more than a few hours without either seeing you or talking with you, so your absence raises all kinds of red flags. You’re in the mood to disappear from the world now, however, and you won’t want to chat with them about it. Be nice. Call when you know they won’t be there to answer, and leave a message.


CANCER (June 21-July 22): You’ve often wondered about what might happen to the ones you love if you decided to stop taking care of them. Would they sink, swim or find someone else to care for them — in which case, you’d never be able to live with the guilt. Regardless, it’s just about time for you to do both yourself and your charge a favor. Give them a few referral numbers and a pep talk, make your exit and see what happens.


LEO (July 23 – Aug 22):

If anyone loves a dare, it’s you, and it doesn’t matter at all whether it’s spoken or just hinted at. So now, when a friend you’ve long admired for their equal bravery makes you an offer that sounds suspiciously like a dare, you won’t hesitate for a single second. You may, however, need to do some explaining to your sweetheart if you’re planning on skipping town — after all, you just can’t turn down a challenge.


VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22): You’re not mean-spirited — not one tiny bit. You can, however, be goaded into behavior that’s beneath you if someone shows anything less than total respect for a worthy cause — much less one that’s near and dear to your heart. If you’ve already warned them, or if you know they’ve heard about your recent dealings with someone impolite, you won’t hesitate to come out with both guns blazing. And well you should.


LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22):

The long-distance travel bug hasn’t just landed in your vicinity. It’s set up shop in your imagination, igniting an insatiable urge to get to that place you’ve always wanted to see. So at the moment, getting there is the most important thing in the world to you. Fortunately, you know when to go, and exactly the right person to invite, even if you present the offer to them as quickly as it occurs to you.


SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Your magnetism tempts anyone into doing just about anything. So when someone absolutely perfect walks by, you’ll do everything in your power to entice them into spending time with you. If they’re already yours, so much the better. You just have to be yourself, and they’ll be just as infatuated as they were the first time you wooed them. If they’re not yours, let’s just say that situation won’t last for very long at all.


SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You’ve worked so hard for so long on this particular project that you can’t imagine finishing it up. That’s a good thing if you happen to be in a hurry to move on to something new — and when aren’t you? If you’re still trying to get the attention of a certain authority figure, however, drop some hints. Let them know you’re in the home stretch and you’d like their executive opinion.


CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19): Believe it or not, you’re an expert at romance. You just don’t do it the way most folks do. When you’re out to impress someone, you don’t just pick up a pizza and some sodas. You make sure you’re wooing them in a most elegant fashion — with limos, fine wine and tickets to the theater. If you can’t afford all that, however, not to worry. If anyone can make that pizza-and-soda evening feel special, it’s you.