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Horoscopes 3-31-16

Posted on Wednesday, March 30, 2016 at 10:23 am

AQUARIUS (Jan 20– Feb 18): You should be careful in business deals right now — the people you’ll be dealing with are much more cynical than you are, and could create an atmosphere of negative thinking and mistrust. Their minds are much more focused on the petty details and less on the goal that you are trying to achieve — in short, they are going to be more concerned with themselves than with you. This is not the level of treatment you deserve, so let them know that they are not the only fish in the sea.


PISCES (Feb 19 – March 20): Expect things to move to the next stage at some point today, whether in terms of a business deal, negotiation, or romantic relationship. Are you prepared? Get things in order — clear your calendar to make way for the meetings, dates or extra time you’ll need to get your boring responsibilities out of the way. Your life isn’t nothing-but-the-facts, right now — you can’t be analytical about everything. You have to sense some things with your heart, even if they’re not love-related.


ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19):

The people closest to you are starting to see you in a brand new light. Maybe it’s the changes you’ve been making in your life, maybe it’s the changes that they’ve made in theirs. Either way, this is a day when you will see little if any conflict happening. Everyone is on your side, and they all agree with your ways of thinking. All of this wonderful collaboration means one thing — progress! You could finish up everything today if you pull everyone together.


TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20): Your social calendar is going to be buzzing soon — people are feeling more affection for you than ever before, and your presence will be in demand for everything from weddings to house painting parties. Accept all the invitations you want, and be mindful that the older friends in your life still deserve your time too. Don’t get distracted by the new and shiny people who promise so much intrigue and excitement. Remember to save some time for the folks who’ve always been there for you.


GEMINI (May 21-June 20): While the last family gathering offered some good times, there wasn’t much effective communication, as far as you are concerned. So, for an upcoming get together, switch your tactics. Instead of working so hard to stay cheerful and walking on eggshells around certain people, tell yourself that you’re just going to call things like you see them. These people have a tremendous amount of love for you, and they can take the truth as you see it. In fact, they might appreciate it.


CANCER (June 21-July 22): This a good day to assert yourself — you’ve been veering a bit too far over to the more passive side of the road, and you need to correct this imbalance, soon. Otherwise, people could start to think that you are a bit of a pushover, which would not be good for your reputation. There is a difference between not making waves and letting people walk all over you. Things in your life aren’t at the doormat stage just yet, but you need to start being more aware that it could reach that point.


LEO (July 23 – Aug 22):

Play it more conservatively than you usually do today, especially in terms of how much money you spend. You need to ensure that what you have stays in your possession, too, so avoid lending things to friends or relatives. As much as you might like to help them out, you need to let them fend for themselves for now. They’ll be understanding about it, especially after you let them know that you are trying to conserve your resources. Set a savings goal, and then do your best to exceed it.


VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22): When drama comes your way today, just turn the other cheek. Having the ability to stay flexible and dance when the bullets start flying will enable you to rise above the chaos — and leave other people to tidy up the mess they made. If you are in the midst of a negotiation at work or school, someone will offer you a compromise today — you should take it! A better offer is not likely to come along any time soon. Put this issue to rest and move on.


LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22):

A gift arrives today, but you should make sure that it’s for you! Accepting the wrong gift could put you in a very embarrassing position, so it’s in your best interest to try to be more perceptive and meticulous today. Double check your bank account, reconfirm your reservations, and shoot an email to that friend to make sure you’re still on for dinner. You can’t take anything for granted right now — there’s a high potential for confusion, but you can avoid it if you pay attention.


SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You might feel a tad bit overwhelmed at one point early on today, and you will need to stay cool, calm and collected no matter what! Worried that you won’t be able to pull it off? Nonsense! Your acting abilities have helped you before, and this is the perfect situation where they could come in very hand again. When all eyes are on you, hoping to see you sweat, don’t give them the satisfaction. Stay focused on the fact that you are capable and strong.


SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21): If other people start driving you crazy today, try to see the friction they’re causing in your life as amusing instead of frustrating. It might be hard at first, but once you get the hang of it, you’ll actually enjoy encountering that blowhard at the office, the ‘too cool for school’ barista, or that downright rude neighbor. Just see them as funny or odd people who just don’t have the social skills you have, and you could turn your aggravation into laughter.


CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19): If you are feeling a bit stuck in a rut in your life right now, this is a wonderful day to figure your way out of it! Not only is it a good detail planning day for you, it’s a day full of inspiration and odd ideas that will make you think. Your usual way of looking at things is changing, and you are starting to see that there are many different ways of accomplishing your goals. You’re no longer tied to the tried and true methods, because tried and true usually discourages anything exciting.