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Horoscopes 12-29-16

Posted on Wednesday, December 28, 2016 at 12:46 pm

AQUARIUS (Jan 20– Feb 18): A certain someone you spend an awful lot of time with is about to let you know that every minute you’ve invested has and will be well spent. You’re set up to learn the depth and breadth of a loved one’s feelings, and even if you’re single, there’s no way you’ll miss the enormity of those same emotions coming to you via the casual utterances and behavior of someone you had no idea was as fond of you as they really are.


PISCES (Feb 19 – March 20): You’ve known this person for a long time, most likely in far more than just a friendly way. In fact, you’ve crossed paths for job-related reasons many times. What you may not have known is that they’ve been secretly on your side for some time now, treading lightly around your enemies and quietly building you up to anyone who’d listen. Especially the authority figures — the ones who count. So when that pat on the back arrives, toss them a wink. At the very least.


ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19):

Here’s another day that’s astrologically perfect for letting the world know just how good you are at your chosen area. This doesn’t mean you have to make enemies of anyone you know is jealous of you in the process, but you also don’t have to deliberately shun the spotlight, if it’s offered — and it will be. You can be modest and discreet while still allowing yourself a chance to garner some well-deserved praise.


TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20): Today could be an instant replay of yesterday, complete with all the drama — or even melodrama. The good news is that by the time night arrives, you’ll most likely be enjoying an equally romantic experience with the person you were with last night. Oh, and if you weren’t with them — if you were just thinking about them — you likely have the chance to turn that fantasy into a lovely reality.


GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Go easy when it comes to tossing that verbal charm around. You’re already so disarmingly glib that you really should be licensed to operate that mouth of yours, but you’re going to be even more lethal now. Don’t take that warning lightly, either. How many times have you already had to chase off someone who got the wrong idea because you were just being friendly? See? Better be careful — or at least travel with someone who’ll poke you when it’s time to shut up.


CANCER (June 21-July 22): This would be the perfect evening to have the whole crew over. You know there’s something — and maybe someone — you’d love to show off. So why not do it this way? You’re an expert at whipping together what you call ‘simple treats.’ That part isn’t mandatory, of course. Your place is so cozy and your company so coveted that a pizza on that wonderful couch would be just as good.


LEO (July 23 – Aug 22):

You’re still sitting on top of the world, and if you think you’re happy now, just you wait until the next weekend off gets here. You’ll have a preview of coming attractions tonight, thanks to a dear one who’ll let you in on some plans they’ve made for the two of you. Of course, no one says you can’t start the weekend early. In just a few short hours it will time to party — somewhere.


VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22): If this secret thing goes on much longer, it’s going to make you crazy. You want to tell a certain someone about a certain issue, but you’re not sure that you should — and uncertainty isn’t your usual state of affairs. In fact, if anyone is ordinarily quite sure about their next move, it’s you. This, however, is an extreme circumstance, and you know it. You’re also painfully aware of what can happen with one false move. Don’t worry. You won’t make it.


LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22):

You’re looking toward the future with a happy heart and an optimistic attitude — and there’s really no better way to do it. That’s not all that’s required, however, and you know that, too. So when it comes time for you to step up and do the right thing — to put your money where your mouth is — you’ll be more than willing to do it. The good news is that with all that confidence oozing out of every pore, you can’t help but be a success.


SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You’re not panicking — not yet, anyway — but you are starting to get nervous. You woke up not quite feeling like your usual self. You have an insatiable urge to show off, to let the world know all about how many wonderful, brilliant things you’ve done from well behind the scenes lately — and all about how badly things would have failed if you hadn’t been brave enough to do exactly what you did. Oh, well. Go ahead. Brag. You’re overdue for some appreciation.


SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21): That travel bug hasn’t gone anywhere just yet. In fact, you’re beginning to wonder if it hasn’t infiltrated your bloodstream. If you have plans, you’re probably thinking about how to make the trip last longer, or how to go farther and see more. If you don’t have plans yet … well, let’s just say you won’t be absolutely happy until you do — but you knew that, didn’t you? Call your favorite travel companion and see if they can go along for the ride.


CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You’ve been thinking over how to handle this attraction you’re feeling for a certain someone, and you’ve come up with a plan. You don’t take laying your feelings on the line lightly, so when you do manage to mention how you feel to them, you’ll absolutely insist that all conditions are right. That way, things can’t help but turn out well. Now that you have that plan, shouldn’t you be on the phone, arranging for the most important element? The other person?