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Horoscopes 12-15-16

Posted on Wednesday, December 14, 2016 at 10:59 am

AQUARIUS (Jan 20– Feb 18): Ever watched those cartoons where one character gets a brilliant idea and a huge light bulb goes off over her head? Well, get ready to be asked, ‘What’s up doc?’ because cartoon light bulbs aplenty are going to be glowing over your ever-ready noggin. All this inspiration might even lead to a long-lasting and profound discovery — for both you and the people you care about.


PISCES (Feb 19 – March 20): When you’re driving through a fog, you may not be able to see the whole road, but you can see the few feet in front of you, and that’s all you need to get home. Keep that in mind as you explore a cloudy conflation of coincidences that you can’t make heads or tails of. You may not have all the answers now, but you have exactly the pieces you need. Move slowly and you’ll get there in no time.


ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19):

There’s just never a dull moment when you’re around, and that’s exactly the way you like it. The stars have appointed you social director of this little cruise ship, and your task is to spread the fun around to as many people as you can. Fortunately, that’s the kind of task that’s right up your alley. So break out your phone and get everyone on board — this pleasure cruise is about to set sail.


TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20): Getting into the swim of things would be easier if you were willing to dip your toe in the waters. Sure, it might look a little chilly from where you’re sitting, but that’s because you haven’t tried it yet. Once you jump in — all the way in, no going in up to the waist and then changing your mind — you might be surprised at how lovely this all turns out to be. Hesitating will just make it seem scarier than it is — so move quickly, before you change your mind! Everybody into the pool!


GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your mind is like a high-performance car—it has all these unused gears and speeds in its normal go-to-work-come-home route. Isn’t it time that you took that powerful vehicle out onto a new mental highway and really let ‘er rip? Thought so. So turn off the TV. Do something different – something stimulating that fires up your synapses in an entirely new way.


CANCER (June 21-July 22): Instead of making up your mind about this person, why not make like a camera and see what develops instead? It’s easy to assume that you know everything about someone from just a few moments in their company, but they may actually surprise you — especially if you keep an open mind — give them a second chance. Whether it’s a friend, relative or coworker, they’ll sense your willingness to stick with the situation, and they’ll appreciate your efforts.


LEO (July 23 – Aug 22):

Ever walked into a gourmet ice cream store and been excited by the sheer number of flavors available to you? Ever noticed how like that ice cream store, life offers an equally astonishing number of choices? And not just the big, dramatic ones either — the amount of options you have when it comes down to the moment is truly amazing when you think about it.


VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22): Someone might be shouting ‘Sit down, you’re rocking the boat!’ but just ignore them for right now. It’s not an easy task being the lookout, but your job is extremely important — while everyone else is toiling away below decks, you’re scanning the horizon for the next great discovery. If someone starts to grumble about that, remind them that you’ll take your turn swabbing the deck soon enough.


LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22):

Weigh your words carefully, as if they were diamonds. While it might be tempting to blurt out any ol’ opinion that crosses your mind, erring on the side of caution is definitely the best measure at this time. That goes double for emails and any other written communications — right now, it’s all too easy for someone to misconstrue even the simplest statement and get hot under the collar about it.


SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Look for ways to be of service right now. It doesn’t have to be anything huge, either. Maybe you could take some old clothes to a homeless shelter. Maybe you could spend a few minutes on the phone talking things out with your stressed-out cousin. Maybe you could help a little kid cross the street. Whatever it is, the stars have given you the willingness to be there for other people. Use this opportunity.


SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Go ahead, and take a chance. Every roll of the dice can be a brand-new opportunity, untainted by limitations from the past — if you’re willing to let go of some old baggage and try something new. This might actually be way more fun than you expected — so much fun that you’ll want to find a way to incorporate it into your life more often. So what are you waiting for? Get moving!


CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19): Home isn’t just a physical place or location. It’s a state of mind — and one that you can take with you. Remember that when worries about your place in the world or your family spring into your mind. Certain things about them — that is, the most important things — remain with you no matter what may change outwardly. So don’t panic even if it seems like everything is changing. The most important stuff stays the same.