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Horoscopes 12-1-16

Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2016 at 1:24 pm

AQUARIUS (Jan 20– Feb 18): This is fine astrological weather to be you. There’s unpredictability everywhere. Even your earthy friends won’t even think about going by the rules. In fact, you’re starting to seem almost normal. Of course, once that happens — once times become so startling that you seem normal — well, that’s when it’s time to shake things up. So you’d better get busy. This obviously just won’t do.

 

PISCES (Feb 19 – March 20): When it comes to relationships, you’ll be anything but predictable now. In fact, if there’s a different, unusual way to do it — if there’s any way to push the envelope, just a touch, to see just how much they’re willing to put up with — you’ll find it. Don’t make a habit of this, because they might not put up with it permanently; for now, though, it’s kind of exciting. Not that they’d admit it.

 

ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19):

It won’t be a boring day; startling, maybe — shocking, for sure, but definitely not boring, humdrum or run-of-the-mill. Your first surprise will likely arrive via a coworker, sibling, or someone you see on a daily basis — but regardless, they won’t be acting even remotely close to the way they usually do. Of course, you being you, you’ll enjoy it and encourage it. Hey, it’s your job to be a spark plug, so you might as well have fun with it.

 

TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20): For the past couple of weeks, you’ve been thinking that you might have a secret admirer, and you’re absolutely right. They’ll let it slip today, in a very minor way — so minor, in fact, that if you weren’t as sharp as you are, and if you didn’t pay attention as well as you do, you might never notice it. As it is, you’ll need to decide whether to ignore it or have some fun, and this, of course, depends upon your relationship status.

 

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): If it’s not at all what you should be doing (most especially if it will aggravate an authority figure who you personally love to aggravate) well, needless to say, you’ll be on your way to doing just that now — in fact, it will be irresistible. That’s if you’re not already in the midst of it. Just be sure you’re not indulging in this to avoid broaching an emotional issue.

 

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your dear ones had no idea this was coming — what just tumbled out of your mouth, that is. Before you continue on along the line you’ve started, better warn them that they’d better sit down, because you know you’re really only just getting started. This has been coming for a long time, so it might be a while before it’s over. Oh, well. It’s nice to shake things up every now and then, right?

 

LEO (July 23 – Aug 22):

You’ve had it with being on this financial roller-coaster ride, but you’re not exactly sure what you should do about it. The best thing you can think of is to do something that’s completely and totally startling. Something that will stop it in its tracks — say, like regaining control of all joint accounts and plastic, for example, with no warning whatsoever. Hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22): There’s a difference — a big one — between being understanding and being taken advantage of. If you feel that someone out there has been working you, don’t take it, not for a single second longer. Put your foot down and announce that the game has officially come to an end. You’ve gone out of your way and done everything you can for everyone you can. If it hasn’t come back to you, call a time-out. Enough is enough.

 

LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22):

You definitely need time to devote to work — there’s no doubt about it. You could end up doing some unexpected overtime for the next day or so, thanks to someone else’s willingness to blow off their own workload. You’re also feeling the urge — and it’s a strong one — to be alone, even if it’s just for a little while. Well, that’s what evenings are all about. These urges might start later this week, but they’ll still be there.

 

SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21): If anyone can deal with tough times, it’s you. So when a loved one mentions a last-minute problem that’s really got them floored, you’ll do for them what you’d do for yourself under similar circumstances: You’ll help them to come up with options and remind them to expect that at least one of those options might turn out to be better than the original plan.

 

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21): One of the best traits anyone can possibly possess — especially in times like these — is adaptability. You and a few other signs have that quality down pat, and it’s going to come in quite handy for all of you now. The last thing in the world you were ever expecting is exactly what you can expect. Fortunately, you’re always open to new, exciting experiences, so you won’t mind at all, but you may be called on to help a friend who isn’t quite so flexible.

 

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19): It’s not usually tough to get along with you. To dear ones, you’re almost predictable because you’re so grounded, stable and solid. Those traits won’t apply to you now, though, especially since once you open your mouth, you’ll be anything but predictable. Kind of fun to surprise them every now and then, though, huh?